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Gift exchanges at work and with extended family run on things that get a laugh when the paper comes off. This wooden Santa wears a grin that is more mischief than cheer, and it arrives with a lanyard already attached so it can go straight onto a branch. The wood keeps it light enough for the thin outer limbs of a tree.
The ornament is cut from wood in two layers, with the printed pattern on one face of the stack. That construction gives it some thickness on the tree instead of the flat card look, and it does not crack if a branch springs back. The print resists fading, so the Santa that comes out of the box next December looks the same as this year.
Office swaps and family grab bags need something small to carry and funny to open, and a wrapped ornament fits in a coat pocket on the way to the party. This one gets passed around because the joke is in the face rather than in a label nobody can read across the room. It also works as the tag on a larger present.
Bells come fitted, so the ornament makes a sound when the tree is knocked by a passing shoulder or a cat. Households with small children tend to hang it low where it can be touched and shaken on purpose. On a door wreath the same bells announce anyone coming through, which is useful in a house where the kitchen is at the back.
The lanyard loop means the only thing needed is somewhere to hang it. Mantel hooks, a cabinet knob, a stair rail, the handle of a gift bag and a wreath all take it without a hanger. People who keep a small tabletop tree rather than a full one find it one of the few ornaments that does not overload a short branch.
Four holographic covers that shift color as guests move around the room, each 54 by 108 inches, for a Galentines brunch or a disco night.
Two 54 by 108 inch holiday table covers that fit an eight-foot table and take the spills of a Christmas dinner in their stride.
